A binary gender approaches Nancy Pelosi and asks, “Can I join your leadership team?”
Nancy says, “Well, you have to pass a battery of tests!”
Interviews take place where three Democrats ask the candidate hard questions:
First Interview
Representative Pelosi: “Do you believe people are guilty until proven innocent?”
Candidate: “Yes!”
Pelosi: “You’re approved.”
Second Interview
Representative Quigley: Do you believe that hearsay testimony is as good as or better than direct evidence?
Candidate: “Well, of course.”
Quigley: “You’re approved.”
Third Interview
Representative Schiff: “Do you believe that feelings are more important than facts?”
Candidate: “Yes, I feel that is true.”
Schiff: “One more thing, what do call it when the president defends himself against underground impeachment charges by the intelligent Intelligence Committee of Democrats?
Candidate: “Obstruction of justice, of course.”
Schiff: “You’re approved.”
Pelosi talks to her fellow Democrats; “I not only think the candidate is qualified to be on our Democratic Leadership Team, this peachy person should be on our Impeachment committee.” All agreed, but some wondered how this person became a transvestite. Pelosi agreed to ask.
Pelosi to the candidate: “By the way, how did you get to be a bi-gender?”
Candidate: “My wife accused me of being a tranny, so I took her clothes and left. When can I start?
Storm Brooks: Posted 11/20/2019
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