Politics is so insane, you have to have a good sense of humor to survive the madness.
Here is the naked truth. “The Bimbos are Back” : “Clinton’s former paramours and sexual-assault accusers are poised to become issues in the 2016 campaign.” Apparently, Bill Clinton elevated sex encounters was on many levels. http://www.wnd.com/2015/10/lucianne-goldberg-bills-bimbos-theyre-back/.
Kathleen Willy squeals on Hillary calling her a “Lying pig;” and, all because Hillary oinked victims of rape “have a right to be heard.” http://www.wnd.com/2015/09/kathleen-willey-calls-out-lying-pig-hillary/
Wasserman Shultz, the Democratic chair, says that Republicans want to “kick all women out of the country.” No one will believe this outrages statement because the Republicans are too busy trying to kill everyone’s grandmother, starve the homeless, tax the poor, and help the wealthy get richer. http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/11/dnc-chair-republicans-are-saying-yeah-lets-kick-women-out-of-this-country-video/.
In keeping you abreast of the news, a topless woman rushed on the stage to protest the Muslim oppression of women. She had a message for Americans: “Don’t be a boob and vote for Hillary just because she is a woman.” . http://www.wnd.com/2015/09/topless-women-go-nuts-on-hillary/
Donald says he sometimes carries a gun. Shame on Trump for not taking the high road and not being willing to be assassinated. It’s better, you know, to be a dead victim of gun violence than to carry a gun and be alive. Self-defense is now a crime . . . except for cops. http://news.yahoo.com/trump-sometimes-carry-gun-151640650.html
ISIS Halloween display featuring hanging soldier, terrorist in Obama mask sparks outrage… I don’t know why. Hanging seems perfectly appropriate for treason. http://www.wthr.com/story/19944994/neighbors-question-hanging-barack-obama-display
Another semi-load of Mexicans made it to the U.S. The rumor has it that Mexico will not have a summer Olympics Team next year because every one who can run, jump, or swim is in the United States. http://www.infowars.com/shock-video-dozens-of-dehydrated-illegals-pour-out-of-semi-trailer-truck/
Critics are concerned that their new voter driver’s law will flood the voting booth with undocumented democrats. Personally, I wouldn’t worry about it. Depression is covered by Obamacare and Governor Brown is ready and willing to pass the “Right to Commit Suicide” bill. (Washington Times).
No increase in social security benefits this year. They blame it on gas prices. Apparently, petroleum companies are being self-serving. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20151011/us–social_security-cola-f5098be9ab.html
Israel shoots fish in barrel and this is no joke: http://news.yahoo.com/hamas-warns-israel-against-foolishness-deadly-strike-101718738.html
By the way, do you know how Israel plays Palestinian Bingo? B-52, F-16, B-1
Giant Asteroid misses colliding with Earth. Good thing. The United States was cometted to shooting rockets at the dang thing. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/space/11923717/Phew-Nasa-says-giant-asteroid-will-miss-earth-by-15m-miles.html
I tried to find 10 more really good political puns that made me laugh, but no pun in ten did . . .
Storm Brooks
Posted 10/12/2015
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