News Flash: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but here it is.
There was a barbearian polar bear named Trump who lived in a white house in the Washington Zoo.
Other bears at the zoo called him a white racist, but Trump said it was a bearfaced lie.
After he read the Washington Post and ate the newspaper boy, he finally apologized in a bearitone voice to black and brown bears for his “problematic whiteness.” He donated his remaining seals and the bones of his dead fish collection to the minority bears in New York Central Park.
Agreeing he was a racist that only wanted to mate with pretty white bears, he resigned from living in his white den, ate two people on the way to the ocean, jumped on an ice iceberg headed for the Antarctica to live out his remaining days in exile . . . after he got his bearings.
I demand all white people paws and examine whether they are racists . . . which, of course, they all are.
I am very embearassed and apologize for my beary, beary bad attitude and for this polarizing article, but it’s not my fault. It’s Babylon Bees fault. They started this pawthetic rumor.
Totally Fake News You can bearly tolerate by Storm Brooks (August 2019)
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