I’m feelin’ good!
My soul has been humming with hope.
Elizabeth Warren, 75% Cherokee Indian–25% black, told the nation that nothing is impossible in America; that it is totally wrong for Democratic candidates to dump cold water on her communist Utopian dream that will ONLY cost Americans 100 trillion dollars to initiate in 2020; that we can cancel all school loan debts, rid Baltimore of rats, return to an ice age by charging a global emissions tax on wealthy white American males, give everyone but Christians free health care, and return to the rule of law by not enforcing immigration policies at the Southern Border so assylum seekers can have free health care for their anchor babies.
Think of it! You’ll never have to travel overseas to see the world, because the whole world will live here! You don’t have to selfishly spend money on travel expenses. You now have the joy of spending it on health care for Guatemalans.
Furthermore, this Cherokee squaw is going to make everyone want to do the Indian pom pom dance of joy around the campfire by repealing the Trump tax cuts, and doubling everyone’s taxes except on El Salvadorians because they are victims of white male supremacists who all belong to the K.K.K.
I’m feelin’ good!
The only negative thing I heard this week was a chant at one of those terrible, over-attended Trump rallies where the Republican mob shouted, “Lock her up! Lock her up!”
Now why would any good drug-addicted, LGBTQ, Planned Parenthood, flag-stomping, baby-killer would want this poor, humble, admirable, honest, lovable, reasonable, selfless, law-abiding, fashionably dressed polyester pant suit woman behind bars?
Nevertheless, I’m feelin’ good! My whole body hums with that lovin’ feelin’ from the top of my head to the bottom of my toes.
Storm Brooks with Totally Fake News
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