Forget that Hillary Clinton called Trump a white homophobic, Xenophobic, racist Nazi, this climate of hate is all Trump’s fault.
If you are fat and over weight, its Trump’s fault (Barbara Streisand).
Losing sleep, Trump is the cause (Barbara Streisand)
The horrible destruction of Hurricane Florence is Trump’s fault.
The stupid Budweizer Campaign is Trump’s fault.
The Pittsburgh Massacre is Trump’s fault.
The mail bombs sent to a dozen leftist Democrats by a strip club worker is Trump’s fault.
The Honduran Caravan creeping up through Mexico is Trump’s fault.
Are you afraid . . . and coming unhinged? It’s Trump’s fault.
Don’t like Trump calling 7,000 – 17,000 man army marching from Honduras to the U.S. “invaders,” blame Trump for speaking the truth.
If you dropped your French fries on the floor at McDonald’s, it’s Trump’s fault. If this doesn’t make you smile, fry, fry again.
The Great Depression of 1928 is Trump’s fault.
WWII is Trump’s fault.
Even the Civil War of 1860 was fought to keep Trump from being born.
The geologic stress at the San Andreas Fault, is even Trump’s fault.
If you have a fault, it’s Trump’s fault.
If you have a leak in your roof, blame it on Trump. He’s the drip.
If you can’t pay your credit card bill, it’s Trump’s fault.
Having trouble raising the dead, blame it on Trump. Neither can he.
Concerned about the 21 Trillion Dollar U.S. Debt? Trump created it.
Got menstrual cramps? Blame it on President Pain Trump.
Don’t like the wrinkles on Nancy Pelosi’s elephant neck, dump it on Trump.
But, the great economy, consumer confidence, and low unemployment should be credited to Barack Obama. He did it. Yes, he did.
Is America divided? Everyone was wonderfully united without any complaint during the Obama Administration. Obama was the great uniter. Division between queers and heterosexuals? It’s all Trump’s fault.
If Trump would just go away and die, the press would be born again and suddenly be transformed into humble, sane, reasonable, sweet, honest, truthful, fair and balanced, mainstream journalists.
Storm Brooks
Posted 11-2-2018
P.S. “No other living president besides Donald Trump attended Billy Graham’s funeral. Let that sink in.”
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