Do I hear whining coming from the thumb-sucking leftists with pink housecoats and fuzzy slippers on the college campuses of America?
Stop the baby carriage!
Bring in a warm milk bottle! Smash the bananas! Put on the bibs! Change the diapers!
The little wee wees failed political potty-training, and need toddler therapy and safety zones.
Bring in the bottom swaddlers. Grab some pampers and change their poopy diapers. Show extra care wrapping up the little cuties in super-absorbent, ultra-soft, hyperallogenic Huggies.
Whaaa! We have a crisis on campus!!!
The gimme-gimme, whinny, pouty, communist, brain-washed, cell phone generation clinging to their participation trophies can’t handle a Republican election victory.
What a terrible week it has been at the campus nurseries of America!
“In America today, the longer you stay in school, the dumber you get …”
– William Bennett, secretary of education under President Reagan
Storm Brooks
Posted 11/17/2016
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