Kaboom!
Barak Obama, the secret Muslim socialist called for “change” and “Yes, we can,” but Socialist Bernie Sanders is thundering for an explosive political revolution under the banner “We’re Gonna!”
The Obama “change” over the last eight years from the Democratic party isn’t enough.
Though somewhat vague on the specifics, Bernie is banking on the total overthrow of the 114th Congress by radical equalizers hell-bent on destroying capitalism and replacing it with Hammer and Sickle communist representatives. In fact, there have been reports of earth shakes and ground rumbling near Lenin’s tomb.
Apparently, if Bernie gets into office, the stimulus that didn’t stimulate and the economic recovery that didn’t recover is going to be injected with steroids. Marx, Stalin, and Trotsky would be proud.
I’m dreaming it now:
- Fags in the White House;
- Fems in the military fighting in combat zones;
- Economic redistribution on a Santa Claus Express Train.
- A 38 trillion dollar deficit with a capital “T.”
- A hundred and twenty percent tax on the rich and a 100 percent tax on the middle class.
- Escalators at the border roaring at supersonic speeds.
- Raising the minimum wage to $15 dollars an hour for Burger King employees and medical doctors.
- $15 dollar hamburgers with two fries and a three dollar tax on a four ounce Coke.
- Arrest Congress members who won’t pass the minimum wage bill.
- Executive orders mandating girls shower with boys in high school.
- Banning the National Anthem because it might offend radicalized Muslims.
- Union cards for everyone.
- A climate change tax on Americans to stop global warming and blizzards in Vermont.
- Windmill generators in everyone’s back yard paid for by every home owner.
- Passing an executive order making preaching against abortion and Sodomy a hate crime.
- Nationalizing of Ford, Chevy, Dodge Motor Companies . . . and Dairy Queen.
- Changing the American flag to rainbow colors.
- Doubling of social security benefits for anyone with gray hair.
- Writing an executive order banning Americans for having too much.
- Mandatory toilet paper rationing to save the planet.
- Free college for every youth who pledges his life to the social revolution.
- Tripling of spy cameras to be monitored by the IRS KGB.
- Abolition of the Ten Commandments and all Confederate symbols and icons.
- Banning the use of the word “Christmas” because it promotes the Christian religion. Say “Happy Holidays” or go “to the jail house now.”
- An executive order outlawing criticism of liberals.
- Affirmative action programs for queers, drag queens, transvestites, sadomasochists, paraphiliacs, militant Black racists, Muslims, Syrians, Mexicans, and Ecuadorians.
- Mandatory prison sentences for those who home school their kids and oppose State controlled public propaganda indoctrination schools.
- Installation of thought police and the banning of Christian speech in public.
- Setting up Camp Guantanamos in the continental United States next to synagogues and Christian churches.
- Equality, prosperity, and wealth for all!
Zzzzs, Kaboom! . . . um, oh, ur . . . just woke up from a nightmare.
Storm Brooks
Posted 02-11-2016
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