Why I stopped Watching Pro-Football
I love the game of football and played on the grass in high school and college, but I’ve stopped watching the game on Sundays as a regular habit.
First, football was the last bastion of manhood left on earth. Since the networks wussified football by hiring female broadcasters, listening to the high-pitched bimbos in a man’s game has become intolerable. No, I don’t hate women! They just don’t belong in the game!
I hate political correctness, and equity feminism. What is it with the wimpette network producers that made the decision to hire screeching tomboys to interview coaches and players before and after the game.? Yuk! Ug! Dumb! Stupid! Females in football is about as appropriate as interviewing men on the pain of childbirth! The jock bimbos have ruined the game, and it is time for real men to declare war on the CBS divas. The feminists even have hunka, hunka tackles and knuckle-crunchers wearing pink ribbons. How cute!
Get the d#@%^&! hefemales out of boy scouts, off the battlefield, and off the gridiron, or have them interview the cheerleaders.
The feminazis ruined Germany, Sweden, and England, and now they want to girlify American football. “Beam me out of here, Scotty!”
Second, I stopped watching CBS because of all their commercials and flashing blipverts complete with zooming noises marketing their network. Not only does a man have to put up with queen bees broadcasting the game, one has to endure over 100 commercials and 100 blipverts every single game. “Oh, God, save me from another commercial!”
Consider the following facts:
- The average NFL game lasts 3 hours and 12 minutes.
- Broadcasts spend 17 minutes more time on replays than actual plays.
- There are 20 commercial breaks with dozens of one liner advertizzzzzements by broadcasters.
- The average play lasts four seconds. The average commercial is 15 to 30 seconds.
- 75 minutes of programming is spent watching coaches, and players on the sidelines, referees gather to figure out whodunit, and listening to motor-mouth trixies interview halfbacks.
- In three hours of football broadcasting, the viewer will watch one hour of commercials.
“There were so many commercials, The NFL and the networks have crafted a way to squeeze the maximum number of ads into the broadcast of a single game, causing viewers to lose interest even as they watch.”
Duh, do you think?
“The networks are wearing down the stamina of their viewers. Their most aggravating tactic is to cut to a commercial after a score, return to “the action” for the kickoff that more and more these days is a mere formality. The kicker boots the ball through the end-zone. It is then placed on the 25-yard line, and before the opposing team takes over there, they cut to yet another commercial. If you cared about the game before the first commercial break, the second one will test your commitment as a fan.” http://www.weeklystandard.com/the-nfl-is-in-decline/article/2005033
The third reason I don”t watch football is because they schedule the games during church time showing contempt for the First Day Sabbath. Since church is more necessary and more interesting, I’d rather be with fellow Christians on Sunday morning than sittin’ in front of the idiot tube listening to wussies interview jocks about the greatest male-sport on earth.
But, when Mr. K and other blacks who are making millions refused to stand for the Nation Anthem because of their racial prejudice and political ignorance, off went the TV.
Storm Brooks, (former football fan)
Posted 10/26/2016
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