It’s a Damn Misdemeanor to Ask my Sex
Storm Brooks
June 12, 2005
There’s a new a new gender-neutral, politically-correct vocabulary you must adjust to. As Seinfeld found out, using terms like “boys” and “girls” shows sexual bias and gender insensitivity. Instead of saying, “I love my wife,” you are supposed to say, “I love my person.”At the ranch we still say, “Let’s ride, boys!” Somehow sayin’, “Lets ride, persons” doesn’t seem to fit here in the land of cowboys.
Apparently, its a crime to ask about a person’s race or sex these days. And, if you can’t tell whether I’m a man or woman by lookin’ at me, its a Damn Misdemeanor!
Take the Baltimore riots, for example. The news outlets neglected to tell us the race of the arsonists. Apparently, its not good journalism to report the fire starters were blacks. Man or woman, boy or girl, and Mr. and Mrs. is out. Everyone must be addressed as Merz.
In “the Barber-slasher” case, the reporter refers to the U.S. Navy Petty officer who had his throat cut by a barber being. Not once did the article mention that the slasher was a Mexican, but the name “Flores” let the cat out of the bag. And, in the expressway shootings, it wasn’t clear whether the shooter was white, black, brown, or pink. And, at Sharron High School Mass., the politically correct board decided that it is sexist for students to wear different color robes at graduation to distinguish whether the student was male or female.
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2015/jun/11/stringers-barber-slasher-gets-ten-years-jail/#
http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/24857239/dispute-over-graduation-robe-color-at-sharon-high-school
So, if you see a robbery and the cop asks you the race of the thief just reply, “Sorry, that’s a racists question. But, I did see a person fleeing the store with a gun and a bag under its left arm.” And, if the cop asks you, “Was it a male or female?” just say, “Sorry, that a insensitive sexist question and a misdemenor.”
The cause of all this racism and sexism is the Bible. Genesis should be corrected to read, “Somebody created “persons” in his own image, . . . and in male and female fluidity transitional forms the Being made them” and the Lord’s prayer should be amended to read, “Our parent who art in heaven.”
So, here is what happened. I rode my horse down to sign up for a voter registration card and the clerk asked me my race and whether I was a male or female. I asked the person, “Do you know its a damn misdemeanor to ask such racial and sexually insensitive questions?” Stunned, the person asked, “What do you mean, misdemeanor?” I answered, “If you can’t tell if I’m a 100% white, red-blooded American male by looking at me, the meaner I get!”
G-r-r-r–r-r-r-r
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