Look out for Wedgies

I’ve been losing some weight so my wife bought me a smaller size pants.

You guessed it . . . I sucked up the gut and forced ’em over the hips and sure enough, I got a wedgie!

Then I turned on the radio, and listened to the journalists who were giving wedgies to Trump supporters.

The wedgie journalists ran a report on how the President is separating families at the border. By listening to the wedgies you’d think the president ordered agents to separate children from their parents the minute transgressors crossed the border.

Here is the truth, children are only separated from their parents if

(1) the parent is charged with a felony crime, or

(2) the adult falsely claims to be a parent of an adolescent.

The goal of the wedgie reporters is to drive their opinion up your b**t in order to separate your affections from the president.

So, don’t let the wedgies getcha by the underpants  every time they try to hang Trump from their flag pole.

Storm Brooks

Posted 6/18/2018