Have you met the Donald yet?
Court-jester, “very, very rich,” flip-flop politician, womanizer that appreciates the most beautiful women in the world, as humble as a five peacocks,
a Two Corinthians “Christian,” a Chevy odometer roll-back used-car salesman, as gentle as a bull in a Roman amphitheatre, a weed-hacking golfer with a “4 handicap” who calls gimmes on chip shots, a man who “always wins,” the political pinate with a bad hair do, a well-fed condo hustler; and,
a bully akin to a school-bus terrorist like Biff Tannen in Back to the Future, a man who couldn’t prove to Bill Maher he’s not the “spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan;” and,
a megalomaniacal billionaire that can’t lose, a-vengeance-is-mine “Don’t Tread on Me” man-eating shark with pit-bull lawyers with 172 lawsuits and counting; and,
a barman that only sells “Trump Vodka” and Trump Steaks (the world’s greatest), Casino Reinvestment Developer Hatchet Man, the “best” 140-character Tweeter in the world, and a man who can call an ace and ace and Rosie O’donnell a “fat pig.”
Meet the Donald in the Weekly Standard: If you are thinking about voting for the leading candictate,
Read Matt Labash’s article on the “Nine Tales of Trump at His Trumpiest,” a long, but well written and informative article about the Donald.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/nine-tales-of-trump-at-his-trumpiest/article/2000697
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