Politicians in the News
The Hope of America is in its Candidates for President of the corporate UN owned, UNITED STATES.
- Hillary Clinton: Radical feminist, misandrist who thinks all the men killed in Bengazi deserved it: “A woman needs a man (Bill), like a fish needs a bicycle.” All that’s wrong with the world is men. Just think how much better the world would be if a woman ran it! (I did, for a second. eeeeeeeeks!)
- Ted Cruz: a Canadian born, statutized U.S. citizen, subject to the authority of Washington D.C., a “jerk,” hated by the Bush and Trump team, and Senator who advised the militia in Oregon to stand down and let the federal government get its way. Damn those militia guys for daring to stand up to the FEDS!
- Bernie Sanders: radical, socialist and card-carrying hammer and sickle member of “Students for a Democratic Society (communist org.) since his days at the University of Chicago in 1964. What? Democracy, you know, is a very constitutional concept. http://www.salon.com/2016/01/26/i_have_had_it_with_naive_bernie_sanders_idealists/
- Donald Trump: a rogue elephant that won’t play the nice game with Fox News and pander to radical feminist, motor-mouth, in your face, Megan Kelly who needs a domestic husband to stay home and raise her kids. Yea, Donald!
- Jeb Bush or John Kasich: Godless, liberal RINOs who campaigned for same-sex-marriages and who hired queers to key campaign staff positions. Just what America needs right now (satire)!
- Mark Rubio: An anchor baby of Cuban descent, now a man who converted to Mormonism while in Utah who is still trying to find himself amid all the propaganda and double talk in Washington D.C. Pushed to run for office to attract the Latino vote so the unprincipled, wishy-washy Republicans might gain control of the White House.
- Mike Huckabee: Experienced, former governor, none-flashy, man of conscience—way too conservative to be elected by the liberal voters of America. Christians are totally unqualified to run for the executive office controlled by Zionists . . . so, forget Huckabee.
- Ben Carson: Inexperienced politically, but highly intelligent, reasonable, man of conscience. A black man- and, that’s good; a Christian-and, that’s bad according to CNN.
- Rick Santorum: experienced, man of conscience, hated by ISIS, and ignored by the media.
- Chris Christie: experienced governor who signed a key bill granting queers and fagots access to children in public schools under the guise of preventing “bullying.” Go fags!
- Vermin Supreme: a man who believes all politicians are vermin and that he is the supreme candidate who is against oral and moral decay in America. My favorite pick: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/01/25/meet-the-presidential-hopeful-promising-free-ponies-for-all-mandatory-toothbrushing/
CNN, ABC, CBS, and PBS: Remember, always vote how you feel. To your own feelings be true (and to our commercials).
Fox News: Forget using your brain. Rely on the experts like establishment Karl Rove to tell you what to believe and how to vote.
“In god government we trust.”
For the uninformed. Satire: the use of irony to expose people’s stupidity and vices.
Storm Brooks
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