Political Correct Madness

Political correctness is a strategy to keep an opponent from eating your tower of tapioca.

Blackboards have been renamed to “Chalkboards” to avoid offending blacks.

Sodomites are called “gay” to avoid exposing their  dirty, health-risky, shameful, despicable, wretched, wicked, unnatural acts.

Merry Christmas is being replaced with “Happy Holiday” to risk offending 2 % of Jews in America, but out of this two percent arise the pornographers which don’t mind offending a whole country.

Manholes are renamed “Personnel Access Units” to avoid offending women.

Terms like “man” or “woman” are being replaced with the word “person” in the name of equality. I told my wife, “I love you, Person,” but she acted like an astronaut and retreated to her own space.

A Minnesota High School may soon permit boys and girls to shower together to avoid discrimination.

In California, schools are banning the raising of the American flag in order not to offend illegal immigrants attending American schools.

In Missouri a a rodeo clown was required to remove his Obama Mask because he might offend blacks. Now, all rodeo clowns must take sensitivity training classes.

Military Chaplain can’t pray in the name of Jesus because it might offend a non-Christian; but, the same chaplains are required to marry homosexuals even though the act offends all Christians. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

States are now requiring the spending of billions of dollars for transvestite restrooms so they won’t feel like they are weird, queer,  or crazy like they really are.

A student at Sonoma State University was ordered to take off a cross that she was wearing because someone “could be offended“. She refused. Good for her. You are not required to retreat around control freaks who are a few tacos short of combination plate.

The Obama Administration banned any materials that linked Islam with terrorism. Nothing like giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

The Confederate Flag must be taken down from all public grounds because it has been redacted to symbolize hate rather than self-defense, honor, and courage.

It is now better to be a dead victim than to defend oneself from physical assault. Use of force in self-defense doesn’t fit the values of wacko feminists. These people’s choo choo done jumped the track.

It is now shameful to love and admire Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and President Jefferson Davis because Zionists want these men to be regarded pro-slavery. What? Didn’t the South defend themselves from Northern Aggression?

My strategy is to be as politically incorrect as I can be and to be a burr under the saddle of as many liberals as possible. So, I went out and bought a Confederate Flag this 4th of July and put it atop of my flag pole just to tick people off.

If I can’t offend at least one person a day standing for righteousness, I feel like I’m paddling through life with just one oar.

Storm Brooks, 7/5/2015