More racists acts!
Terrible! Disgusting! A black sack of poop was discovered on the steps of the Black Cultural Center in Vanderbilt on Tuesday. The crisis rocked the university.
- The police were called to investigate and get the scoop on the poop.
- The director of the Black Cultural Center and the dean of the school rushed to the scene.
- The administration was decisive. This was a racially motivated act over which the students had a duty to protest.
- Students sprinted to Facebook to vent their anger over Poopgate and condemned the act as “deplorable.”
- The Black Lives Matter Movement saw it as a response to their recent demonstrations.
The administration decided to appoint a turdminator and he put Poopgate on the radio.
Later that night, the police found the pervert who left the poop in the black bag. Apparently, a blind girl’s service dog had the call of nature. She carefully picked up the feces and put it in the black bag, but couldn’t locate the nearest trashcan. Not knowing what to do, she placed the bag down next to the nearest building which happened to be the Black Cultural Center.
So, now you have the whole scoop about Poopgate.
See: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/20/racism-immediately-alleged-after-black-bag-of-poop-found-on-steps-of-vanderbilts-black-cultural-center-then-the-truth-comes-out/
Storm Brook
Posted 11/21/2015
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