A License to Eat Oreo Cookies

 

March 26, 2015

A Twitter Mom in Pennsylvania received a note from school requiring kids in a science class to obtain permission to eat Oreo Cookies.

Let’s see, Iran is trying to obtain a nuclear weapon, global warming is causing the worst snow in recent history in the Northeast, a child will see 500 commercials on T.V this evening, and schools are worried about a life-threatening cookie called the Oreo? And, don’t forget about those double filled Oreos that are bound to cause a heart attack next week!

A license in Black’s Law Dictionary is defined as permission to do that which is illegal. So, folks, there you have it. It is now illegal to eat Oreo Cookies!

What would we do without liberals telling how to govern our lives?

http://reason.com/blog/2015/03/26/parents-must-sign-permission-slip-before

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